This song was created for an Online gamer who plays virtual slot machines. LYRICS for "A Slot Monkey" (Monkey Sounds) Oh-ah-ah-ah eeh eh eh Eh ay eh oo ah Alright everybody, give it up for monkey. d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih Ah ah ah ah ch-ching (breathing monkey) Monkey on the run d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih Eeh-eeh eh eeh-eeh wahha (breathing monkey) Monkey on the run d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih A slot monkey on the run Another win on the horizon (ooh ooh ooh eeh eeh eeh) Goin' bananas by the ton You should watch and then subscribe him, yeah d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih Ah ah ah ah ch-ching (breathing monkey) Monkey on the run d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih Eeh-eeh eh eeh-eeh wahha (breathing monkey) Monkey on the run d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d d-d-d-d dih Check out #ASlotMonkey On Youtube and Instagram

This song was created for a Dungeons and Dragons group. LYRICS The Bloody Three The Bloody Four The Bloody Five The Bloody Four The Bloody Six Gather round, the minstrels of old had a song that sang Of a gang of unstoppable bro's, The Bloody Three Hunters of giants These magical tyrants Were masters of violence Disastrous as volcanic ashes Binding their secrets and silence Finding the truth on a quest to be hardened as diamonds Ignoring the guidance of psychics Combining divisiveness, grit and decisiveness Through the fire and ice they drift To the Island of Giants (The Island of Giants) The Bloody Four were the rowdy sort Lead by a legendary hero named Nork An elf of nobility, skill and agility Saving poor farmers on a foul beast killing spree Enemy to goblins, ogres and orcs Kill em' with a glance or a spoon and fork Master of infinity Summoning entities He can steal your memories or change your identities Perrin is a Druid Barbarian Shape shift fluid turned him into a pear again Stirs up trouble when he's drunk and arrogant He's so heavy, no one can carry him Punched out an orc when she tried to marry him Nonbeliever, he's nonsectarian Bit of a diva, wax on like paraffin Loyal companion beyond comparison Deal just, use your power to heal us Sway your god to our side Cleric, beg your god to conceal us There is no safe place to hide Don't melt us with your spell Just bring us back to well Back from Hell Back to health Marcus, mystical pipsqueak of darkness Bring down your lightning bolts And harvest the strength we need from these carcases Power up your fireballs The ordning summons us all The Bloody Three answer the call The Bloody Three The Bloody Four The Bloody Five The Bloody Four The Bloody Six

Lyrics Ah-ah-ah meow This catchy cats tale's About Robert Luis Cheebenson Our nappy cat Cheebus Spends his life sleepin in Cheeb's under the bed again Makin muffins on the vent again Chompin cheddar popcorn And eating venison Fluffy ball of love, but he's not that inteligent Actually kinda out of it Chewing house plants that could take down an elephant Can't leave us alone, home safe in his element Puffy feather duster tail, when he feels affectionate Gettin' in a carboard box, his obsession The vent is his mommy, warmth and protection Chasin' grumpy cat chappie, C'mon Cheeb go get em' Keep the other pets guessin Meowin a Squeee battle squal that's impressive Big cat small brain, playfully aggressive A single neuron that burns on excessive Lickin up charlie's ear wax like a festive digestive Get him with a squirt gun, that's just fine There's a Cheebus in the storage room, tryin to hide Waiting for charlie dog to walk on by Jump scare Cheebus gone and lost his mind Robert Lewis Cheebenson Woah-ah-o-oh-oh

Ruthless G versus the world, FIGHT Ruthless G brings the heat Leaves you bodied in the street Fuck with her Meet your maker in defeat Ruth In the end you will see Your only option is retreat Your conceit will be the Downfall of your siege Ruthless G, born to fight On Fortnite to take your life You can bet you'll be Dead By Daylight Ruth Ruthless G Mortal Kombats Smashing ballsacks like a beast With the sword, thestaff, the chain, the fist, the knife Ruthless, makin the takedown to prove this Ground and pound noob clown mouths to toothless In your nightmares more than Freddy Kruger is She don't split hairs, she just Razor rips and scalps a bitch She don't play fair she'll just Dice you up and bounce with it She don't really care She just done give a shit It's all in the wrist and you're all in-equipt Don't fuck with a G less you wanna get hit She'll rage like an animal Bite like a cannibal Wrapped up in camo and strapped with the antidote Burnin the flammable, gasoline soak Wargames general, make your team ghosts Headshot, red dot, sniper scopes Hardcore hip hop hyper flows Blast you into isotopes Collapse your throats and ice your hopes Ruthless G brings the heat Leaves you bodied in the street Fuck with her Meet your maker in defeat Ruth In the end you will see Your only option is retreat Your conceit will be the Downfall of your siege Ruthless G, born to fight On Fortnite to take your life You can bet you'll be Dead By Daylight Ruth Ruthless G Mortal Kombats Smashing ballsacks like a beast With the sword, thestaff, the chain, the fist, the knife

LYRICS: (Meow Cat Choir) Tell you a story about Jack and Jet Two cool cats who were more friends than pets They eat gourmet, not spam or bologna They drove all the way from Toronto to Kelowna They love Ellen and it's the truth You can't own a cat if a cat owns you Whatever they need she's happy to do There's no maybe, she's a crazy cat lady Chorus: Crazy cat lady, she's crazy for cats She loves them and they love her back She feeds them salmon with caviar gravy She's not crazy, she's a crazy cat lady (Meow Cat Choir) Jack is fat and fluffy I take it back, he's husky Jet is small and skidderish Correction, petite and ticklish Both of them are spoiled as any Cat could ever be They's got a loving lady to give them Everything they need Chorus: Crazy cat lady, she's crazy for cats She loves them and they love her back Her loyal friends upon her lap She's not crazy, she's a crazy cat lady (Meow Cat Choir) Jet is black as outer space Takin' cat naps with a smile on her face Jack is blue, actually periwinkle Open up the tuna and his eyes start to twinkle They love Ellen and it's the truth You can't own a cat if a cat owns you When they need a scratch or a coochie coo She'll treat em' like a baby, she's a crazy cat lady Chorus: Crazy cat lady, she's crazy for cats She loves them and they love her back She hired them a personal assistant named Tracey She's not crazy, she's a crazy cat lady (Meow Cat Choir)

Everyday We all touch things And try not to touch our face (try not to touch our face) It seems impossible (but it's not) There's a way (there's a way) We can keep all the germs at bay Be responsible (responsible) For the hands that you've got CHORUS: Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Soap and water or a fresh pair of gloves Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Hand sanitize real nice, clean it up VERSE 2: Everytime That you touch things Keep these words in mind (keep these words in mind) It seems impossible (but it's not) There's a way (there's a way) We can keep all the germs at bay Be responsible (responsible) For the hands that you've got (C’mon now) CHORUS: Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Soap and water or a fresh pair of gloves Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Hand sanitize real nice, clean it up BRIDGE: Don't let your guard down (be diligent) It's not too hard to do Wash your hands with dedication That's all we ask of you CHORUS: Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Soap and water or a fresh pair of gloves Be a hand hygiene addict Scrub-a scrub and-a rub-a dub-dub Keep it clean til' it's automatic Hand sanitize real nice, clean it up

A song for my friend Pippy.

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